homelandsexual:

vampireapologist:

im in the library working of some final papers and the dude across from me at this study staton just did the sign of the cross before he started typing something so that’s where he’s at rn

I was in a weightlifting class at my college’s gym and we were doing planks after a few seconds one girl falls onto her stomach (no shame we’re all working towards the same goal) but then she just falls asleep facedown in her yoga mat in the middle of the gym no one woke her up until the end of class

digitaldiscipline:

bunnywest:

voidbat:

fatsexybitch:

fatsexybitch:

Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work

It’s going to smell hellacious later

It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day

Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit

The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites

Most of my department went home for the day

Holy SHIT

what a fucking power move, oh my god.

i am so sorry you had to deal with the olfactory fallout, but my GOD.

OMG how to leave a job where they’ve fucked you over.

Big Fish Energy

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

jablinski blows any other game channel out of the water just for the entertainment value of jack black’s son trying to tell him he doesnt know anything about pop culture while jack black against ALL ODDS shows us that he knows way too much about pop culture

the guy from nacho libre plays undertale. cant stress this enough

bobavader:

bobavader:

“the thing is that you could photoshop chris fleming into any picture of a prog rock band and he’d just look like he’d belong there” – camille making an extremely true statement 

lovelytaakitz:

Taako, drunk making a speech: I’d like to thank this pasta dish for always being there for me

Magnus: Dude this is your wedding

Taako: Oh shit you’re right. And the cake I made is totally bumpin too

Kravitz: *heart eyes*

flurry-of-beaux:

Travis finds an old cracker in his binder.

Time to Vjore

Marisha: Was it stale?

Travis: Very. 

We stan a chaotic dumbass.

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

this time baby ill beeeee bulletproof

webkitten:

discord (while loading): YOU,… are a GAMER

me, tears glistening in my eyes: th-thank you…

wumblr:

queenwhiskey:

Chain chomp evolution is weird because they barely changed anything but now their much cuter and way less scary.

chain chomps lost their vestigial forward facing eyes after generations of forced domestication led them away from their predatory nature