This might look like a relatively straightforward 3D metal puzzle, but it holds a secret: if you put some of its pieces together in the right way, it’ll turn into a functioning gun.
If you take about 20 of the pieces in this 125-piece puzzle and put them together properly, you’ll have a fully-functional single-shot .45 caliber handgun
yeah im still thinking about the minotaur sorry but just . imagine youre born wrong. imagine your entire existence is a punishment from the gods. for something you had no control over. imagine your mother holds nothing but contempt for you. she wont even look at you, not really, & she keeps crying & you keep crying & reaching towards her with your little arms & someone drags you away from her. & they keep you hidden & alone & a stranger comes & builds an impenetrable prison around you so youre doomed to forever haunt these endless corridors & youve never known kindness or companionship or love. & when they call you a monster. well. you believe them
babe you reblogged orpheuslament minotaur post 23 times are you okay
For even more context, the Dragula was Grandpa’s car from The Munsters
ALT
I…oh. I did not know that about the car. This. The song is different now.
That fact was always in the very back of my mind as I danced to it during Vampire The Masquerade LARPs. I gradually forgot. It’s come back around in funny ways.
tumblr university is OUT tumblr monastery is IN brother tumblrinus is painstakingly copying out the most interesting prev tags on a manuscript of vergil until the abbot calls him out for not making his proto-gothic script accessible enough and also for his heresies
She’s an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She’s a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer.
She’s the internet’s most beloved trash-eating ungulate — the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.
I really enjoyed this article about how Dracula is actually a detective story and Mina is the main detective and I thought my fellow Dracula Daily readers would too.