Star-Bearer
[Latin]

astrum(star)
+
ferre(to bear)

a1.starry
a2. bearing or made of stars

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

liass-21:

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the authors note of all time

ascaryghost:

jobackmanhorsesworld:

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she saw through it but apparently i’m worth it or something

lghockey:

This has me cackling at work

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miss-wizard:

kunosoura:

no little Japanese girl don’t walk into the rpg maker house

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it’s some kind of handmade cigarette filled with ground up herbs.

robyn-runestone:

60-picarat-sliding-puzzle:

sarcasminc:

georgy-konstantinovich-zhukov:

This might look like a relatively straightforward 3D metal puzzle, but it holds a secret: if you put some of its pieces together in the right way, it’ll turn into a functioning gun.

If you take about 20 of the pieces in this 125-piece puzzle and put them together properly, you’ll have a fully-functional single-shot .45 caliber handgun

The Professor Layton Special.

Professor Layton and the Fucking Gun

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enbycrip:

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kalichnikov:

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orpheuslament:

orpheuslament:

yeah im still thinking about the minotaur sorry but just . imagine youre born wrong. imagine your entire existence is a punishment from the gods. for something you had no control over. imagine your mother holds nothing but contempt for you. she wont even look at you, not really, & she keeps crying & you keep crying & reaching towards her with your little arms & someone drags you away from her. & they keep you hidden & alone & a stranger comes & builds an impenetrable prison around you so youre doomed to forever haunt these endless corridors & youve never known kindness or companionship or love. & when they call you a monster. well. you believe them

babe you reblogged orpheuslament minotaur post 23 times are you okay

thetrashiestoftrash:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

realdonkeykong:

brightlotusmoon:

naamahdarling:

teenysnel:

clearancecreedwatersurvival:

homosexualtransexual:

infectiouspiss:

can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

is there another dragula that’s not horror themed drag artists trying to win 100,000 dollars im so confused

If this is a genuine question and you’ve managed never to hear this banger, it’s Rob Zombie’s greatest hit.

For even more context, the Dragula was Grandpa’s car from The Munsters


A picture of Grandpa Munster next to the Dragula. Grandpa is an aged vampire, and the Dragula is a hot rod style car shaped like a coffinALT

I…oh. I did not know that about the car. This. The song is different now.

That fact was always in the very back of my mind as I danced to it during Vampire The Masquerade LARPs. I gradually forgot. It’s come back around in funny ways.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

The Dragula was a fully custom vehicle with a body built primarily around an actual real coffin, on a custom frame, powered by a Ford V-8!

(source)

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beboots:

capacity:

legalizegay:

Must watch

This could save the world you know

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penismage:

do-you-have-a-flag:

hirosensei:

imidori-ya:

langernameohnebedeutung:

“Wait I didn’t hear anything of Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-”

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you know what? nevermind.

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You left out the best part, the many people that served as her living accessories.

hold up what’s up with the moon face though?

her husband is Egg

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helila:

catilinas:

tumblr university is OUT tumblr monastery is IN brother tumblrinus is painstakingly copying out the most interesting prev tags on a manuscript of vergil until the abbot calls him out for not making his proto-gothic script accessible enough and also for his heresies

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room429:

zoobus:

northern-spies:

headspace-hotel:

comicgeekscomicgeek:

corvidsincorvettes:

corvidsincorvettes:

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The culprits (i would die for them)

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C // Amythestsparkles • Hal Brindley

Yep, I’m on the side of these superb piggies. This is play stupid games, win stupid prizes territory.

Native wild animals engaging in natural animal behaviors?!?! I’m shocked!

a drawing of a large javelina and two smaller javelinas running with golf equipment in their mouths. the text reads "no place for golf in th desert"ALT

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She’s an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She’s a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer.

She’s the internet’s most beloved trash-eating ungulate — the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.

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new-seas:

I really enjoyed this article about how Dracula is actually a detective story and Mina is the main detective and I thought my fellow Dracula Daily readers would too.